March 2012
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February 2012
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At Obama HQ
John (my cool, hip, young, boss): Your report on Santorum was unmerciful.
Me: Thank you.
John: I'm excited to see it in Sounds of a Democratic Society.
Me: Me too.
John: Okay now don't hate me. But I want you to go to Church on Sunday.
Me: Okay.
John: The Evangelical Church on Lockwood.
Me: NO JOHN. NO. I CAN'T.
John: I need you to get a gauge and poll Evangelicals.
Me: JOHN NO OKAY. I CAN'T DO THAT. I MIGHT LITERALLY GET MURDERED.
John: I need you on the inside.
Me: I can't think of anyone who is less fit to interact with Evangelicals than I am.
John: They're Santorums people.
Me: SANTORUM IS CATHOLIC.
John: I know, but his people aren't. Sunday. 8am service. Wear a dress.
Me: This is because I said your tie made your head look big isn't it?
John: This is because you're the most sensible non-theist I know.
Me: By god that's a sad statement.
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ATTENTION, MES AMIS, REGARDEZ-VOUS LE BEAR POLAR.
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Opinions took a back seat, opinions were not attractive. This is stuff I...
– Meryl Streep (via itscandidlycara)
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kaliikushh:
I hope when I live in New York the outside of my building is red brick. I want the floors to be made of really old wood that wearily moan in protest when I walk from my bed to the window. I hope I can watch the city buzzing beneath me. If all I get is the view of the building next to me, that’s fine too. I just want to feel the ancient electricity of being one of the 8 million people...
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