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Me: Damn, this shower is cold. 
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ

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Dear Men of the world,

itscandidlycara: Sometimes, women have very severe cramps during their time of the month. So severe that they are rendered immobile. It’s not fun. And it’s nothing we can control. Birth control, lessens severe cramping. I have seriously considered going on birth control, and I assure you, newborn panda’s are more sexually active than I am. Stop being so fucking ignorant for five fucking...

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